I have this weird mix of an overabundance of manic energy while also remaining as lethargic as a sloth. Or whatever. You get the idea. It balances out that way, I guess.
Somehow I've managed to survive this long - and if there's anything I've learned along the way, it's that I haven't learned a damn thing. I like solving puzzles, and tinkering while learning something new (or at least until it leaves my short term memory a few days later). I have a degree in computer science, but choose to use my powers for good by dissecting and debugging/reverse engineering other people's stuff for the benefit of my customers. I'm currently employed as a support engineer with the company Atlassian.
My myriad talents include serial careerism, spontaneously breaking into song, inappropriate laughter, hazarding, haphazarding, squinting, making regrettable fashion choices, sarcastic quippery, and cleaning up all manner of unholy messes. I also fashion myself a dilettante musician (bass guitar).
Led a project with Austin Pets Alive! (APA) to build and configure a custom Jira Service Desk implementation from scratch.
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Just pretend this is something amazing. I'll fill this in with some kind of embellishment later.
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